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andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

richgaaaang:

fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads

officialunitedstates:

a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form.  “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

percy-in-my-pants:

yaritzalikeszombies:

departmentsaur:

shubbabang:

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ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

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michaxl:

people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

nubbsgalore:

fireflies in timelapse, photos by (click pic) vincent bradytakehito miyataketsuneaki hiramatsu and spencer black

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

stopharry2013:

LMFAOOOO

stopharry2013:

LMFAOOOO

wapiti3:

Natural History and pictures of reptiles:edited by HR Schinz; according to the nature and the most exquisite original research drawn and lithographed by KJ Brodtmann. on Flickr.

Publication info Schaffhausen: From Brodt man’s lithographic Art Institute, 1833.
BHL Collections:
Ernst Mayr Library of the MCZ, Harvard University

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chicken Bacon Ranch Mac and Cheese

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chicken Bacon Ranch Mac and Cheese

asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???


Goddammit Odin

asgardian-impala:

bepsiboy:

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

really cos um. im pretty sure thats a lightning guy riding a lightning horse???

Goddammit Odin